Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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:-)book

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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The 19th Amendment

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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