Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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YOU IS DUM

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Boobs are nasty!

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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GooglePlus.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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