- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

The horse's name was Friday

A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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