What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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