friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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