- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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