What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Good.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Will you marry me?

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Men's rights.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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what is stupid and reading this you

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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