- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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