What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Stephen Walking.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Tim's gay.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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