Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Will you marry me?

Men's rights.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

what is stupid and reading this you

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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