- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

The Economy

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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