- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Small titties.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

WTF BOOOOOM

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Hitler is my role model

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

the your face joke

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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