- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

I'm gay.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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The WNBA

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Sarah Palin is President

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

A black goes to college

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Kittens.

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