What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Your Mom

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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