im black

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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