What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Someone told me about this website.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Yeah, totally.

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My mom just died....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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