Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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