- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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