- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

AVI IS A FAG

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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