Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Banana(s)

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Anti Joke

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