- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Rebecca Black.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Nah

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

knock knock go away ok

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

ps3

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

womens rights

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