Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

This is not a good joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Hello I'm a fat kid

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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