What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Small titties.

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Hummer.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Boobs are nasty!

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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