Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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what time is it rape time

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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