How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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You know George Washington? He died.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Akshaytiger World

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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