Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Akshaytiger World

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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