Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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I only like NY as a friend.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What flys? A fly

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This is not a good joke.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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