A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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minorities.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I love Ciara!

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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