Your mom

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Yeah, totally.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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