what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Grapefruit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Looks through the peephole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Anti Joke

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