what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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women's rights.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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