- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

This is not a good joke.

I'm gay.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A jew went to Germany.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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