Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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dog

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2

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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