- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Chuck Norris died.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

balls in ya mouf

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Jake Bowar

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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