- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Womens' rights.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

women's lacrosse.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Microsoft Windows

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Banana(s)

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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