- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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