how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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My Girlfriend

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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