- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

This is not a good joke.

I'm gay.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Justin Bieber

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

WTF BOOOOOM

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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