2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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what time is it rape time

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Your mother

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Anti Joke

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