Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Pickles

Chuck Norris died.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Penis in a box.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

a catholic priest and a young boy

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Women's rights.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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