Hitler is my role model

the your face joke

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

A black goes to college

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Women's sports.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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