- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Chuck Norris died.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Amputations.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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