- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

like my drawing of a white person?

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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