-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Chuck Norris

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Poop

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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