Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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