Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Penis.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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