Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Grapefruit.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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French people

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penis

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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lololololololololol

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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