What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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im black

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Tim's gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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shut up

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penis that is all

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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