man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Women's sports.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Jokes are funny.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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boobs

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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