- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Chuck Norris died.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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