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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

austins gay lolololol

baby seal walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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