q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Your Mom

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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nine...eleven

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Anti Joke

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