Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Anti Joke

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