- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Did you know?

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Hello

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Chuck Norris

Grapefruit.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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