- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Small titties.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats 0+0 0

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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