- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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