- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Chuck Norris

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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