A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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