- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

I'm gay.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Hello I'm a fat kid

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Your doorbell is broken.

Small titties.

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