- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

minorities.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

i hate you.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Women's sports.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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