What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Mitt Romney for president.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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