- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Hey what time is it. 3:15

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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