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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Lil' Wayne

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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