- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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