- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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