Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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The WNBA.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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