What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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