Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Hitler was Jewish.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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