what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Poop

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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69

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats 0+0 0

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