A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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