- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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