So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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you just lost the game!

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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This is not a good joke.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Anal cheese curds.

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the guy below me is gay

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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