why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

lololololololololol

French people

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

The horse said "nay."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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