- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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