weiner? balls

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Ancient Greeks rights

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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The horse said "nay."

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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The WNBA

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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