How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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