What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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cory is gay

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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