A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Tim's gay.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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penis that is all

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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