Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Your mom goes to college

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Bumsniffer

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Hitler is my role model

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Women

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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