- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Kittens.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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