How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Boobs are nasty!

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's white and very boney? A bone

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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