- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

you just lost the game!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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