- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Hello

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Chuck Norris

Grapefruit.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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