why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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8=D

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Pavel Novak

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nine...eleven

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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