Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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obama is a good president

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Icecream

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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