When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

cory is gay

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

My Girlfriend

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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