Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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the your face joke

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Rebecca Black.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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