Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Women's sports.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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ps3

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boobs

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