- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Whats funnier than 24? 25

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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