Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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cot!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Communism

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Poopsack Jones

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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