I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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9/11

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Hitler is my role model

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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