A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What is brown and sticky?

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What is a question?

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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what time is it rape time

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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