- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

a man walked out of church and said F***!

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

weiner? balls

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Chuck Norris

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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