Banana(s)

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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