Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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obama is a good president

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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8=D

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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