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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Anne Frank.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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