- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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