Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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