A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Akshaytiger World

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Chuck Norris

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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