- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Sit on Santas lap Boner

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How much is an abortion? A life

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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