- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

nine...eleven

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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