- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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