A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Women

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Women's sports.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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