- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Anne Frank.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

knock knock your gay

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

My mom just died....

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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