Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Your Mom

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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