Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Pavel Novak

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Poop

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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