What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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KEVIN HART

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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