Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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The WNBA

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Bumsniffer

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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