knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Penis

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