- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Dozer has a soul

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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