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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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