- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Grapefruit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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