- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Rebecca Black

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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