- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

NEVER

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

brett is a dick

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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