- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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