Penis!

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Chayton

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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NEVER

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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