- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Icecream

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Women's Rights

Grapefruit.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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