- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

womens rights

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

no u

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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