- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Women's rights.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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