- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

NEVER

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

My Girlfriend

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

I have read the Terms of Service.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

The Economy

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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