- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Your Mom

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

nine...eleven

john liked the paper........ so he took it

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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