- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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