Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A seal walks into a club.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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women's rights

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

potato farming

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

I have read the Terms of Service.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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