What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

French people

The horse said "nay."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

the guy below me is gay

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Hummer.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Will you marry me?

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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