What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Windows Vista

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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