http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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