Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Women's sports.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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i hate you.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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your life

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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