I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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cory is gay

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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robin, get in the car.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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