A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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My Girlfriend

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Star Wars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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