- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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