Penis.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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your life

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Women's rights

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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im black

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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