What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Windows Vista

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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