crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Jokes are funny.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Microsoft Windows

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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