Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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