- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Baseball

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

666 im christian

no u

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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