Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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