Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Your mother

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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