- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Women's sports.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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