- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Q: What's the point? A: .

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

penis that is all

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Yeah, totally.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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