Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Hummer.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Whats 0+0 0

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Your mom goes to college

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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