- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Women's rights

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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