How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Q: What's the point? A: .

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Knock Knock No one answers....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

cory is gay

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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