- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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