Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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I love you.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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William Raines.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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The Economy

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