- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Go away.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Anti jokes are funny

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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