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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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