why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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The WNBA

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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