Nickelback

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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two fish are in a tank.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Poopsack Jones

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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