Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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barack osama

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Go away.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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