- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Go away.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Anti jokes are funny

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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