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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Men's rights.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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