why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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derp

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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dj miky

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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