Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

is it big enough to have sex in????

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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