What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

whats better than sex? cookies

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

Anti Joke

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