Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's 6+2? 16

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Google Doodles

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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