- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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