That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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I like your hair

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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