- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Women's sports.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What is brown and sticky?

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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