Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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women's rights.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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8=D

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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