Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Women's rights.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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