Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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