- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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