Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Your mom

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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