What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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