Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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