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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

I have read the Terms of Service.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anal cheese curds.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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