- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Hitler is my role model

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

"Hello." "Hi."

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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