WTF BOOOOOM

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Your mom goes to college

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Kittens.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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