If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

ROSS G IS OBESE

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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