what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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