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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A guy is playing cod

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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nine...eleven

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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