- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

You know George Washington? He died.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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