What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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knock knock your gay

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Chuck Norris died.

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Fuck her

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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