onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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