A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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im black

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Your mother

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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