A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Akshaytiger World

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Your mom goes to college

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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