"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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