What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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