How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Tim's gay.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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A man. That is all.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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cory is gay

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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