- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A horse walks into a bar...n

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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