- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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