Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

knock knock your gay

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

im black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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