what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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My Girlfriend

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Star Wars

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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http://www.ladsta.com

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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