What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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knock knock your gay

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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im black

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Justin Bieber

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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