Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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obama is a good president

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Women's Rights

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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