What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Whats 0+0 0

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Bumsniffer

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The WNBA

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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