A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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