Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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im black

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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