Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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