666 im christian

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Whats9+10 19

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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