Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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This is not a good joke.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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I'm gay.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A jew went to Germany.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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