- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Yeah, totally.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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