- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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