- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

This is not a good joke.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Anal cheese curds.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Bumsniffer

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Hitler is my role model

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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