A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Sarah Palin is President

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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ruddell and dodds anal

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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