- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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