Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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A jew went to Germany.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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