What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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women's rights

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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