- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Hitler was Jewish.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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