Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

brett is a dick

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Pavel Novak

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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