- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

69

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Chuck Norris died.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Baseball

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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