- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Women's rights.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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