What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

penis that is all

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

My mom just died....

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Women's rights.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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