How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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