What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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AVI IS A FAG

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A seal walks into a club.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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NEVER

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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