Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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cory is gay

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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