When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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This is not a good joke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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like facebook.com/john maon

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Bumsniffer

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