i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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no u

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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im black

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knock knock your gay

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Tim's gay.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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