what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Yeah, totally.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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