- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Grapefruit.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

you will die someday

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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