- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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