- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A seal walks into a club.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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