What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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