Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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robin, get in the car.

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My mom.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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