Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

You know George Washington? He died.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Grapefruit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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