- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man. That is all.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Whoa! A talking carrot!

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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