- Anti Joke

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Knock knock. Come in.

Akshaytiger World

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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