I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

I love Ciara!

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Bin Laden is dead.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

your life

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

666 im christian

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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