Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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brett is a dick

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Haha

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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nine...eleven

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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This is not a good joke.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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