What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Hey Caleb.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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