A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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NEVER

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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