what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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