- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Pavel Novak

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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