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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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