- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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