- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

you just lost the game!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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