69

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +49

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Bin Laden is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

thumb_up thumb_down +33

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops