One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Penis jokes.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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