how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Whats9+10 19

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what time is it rape time

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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