- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

A jew went to Germany.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Hummer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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