- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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