- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

knock knock your gay

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Justin Bieber

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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