What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Someone told me about this website.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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