- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

im black

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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