How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Haha

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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