Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

penis that is all

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Yeah, totally.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Women's rights.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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