What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Women's rights

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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