Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris died.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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