Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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666 im christian

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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cms.......?????

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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