Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Chuck Norris

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Pavel Novak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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