Anal cheese curds.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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9/11

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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minorities.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Kittens.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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hi

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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