Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Steve Jobs.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Hey Caleb.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

women's rights.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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