- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

I only like NY as a friend.

you just lost the game!

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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