Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Banana(s)

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Whats9+10 19

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your mother is so lesbian

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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