- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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