What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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penis that is all

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Anti Joke

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