- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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