- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man. That is all.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

AVI IS A FAG

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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