Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Poopsack Jones

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Communism

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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NEVER

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Windows Vista

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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