Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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hi

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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your life

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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