- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Star Wars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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