How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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cory is gay

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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NEVER

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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