Tim's gay.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

penis that is all

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

My mom just died....

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Women's rights.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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