what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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minorities.

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A black goes to college

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Bin Laden is dead.

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