why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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