- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

NEVER

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

brett is a dick

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Pavel Novak

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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