A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Tim's gay.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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