I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Whats 0+0 0

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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minorities.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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