What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Steering Wheel Face.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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