- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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