Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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NEVER

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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