What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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dildo

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Hitler is my role model

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Boobs are nasty!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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