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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Men's rights.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Boobs are nasty!

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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