What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Compton

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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AVI IS A FAG

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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