A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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