How much is an abortion? A life

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Your mom goes to college

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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