Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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