- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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