- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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