- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Communism

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Women's rights.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Hey Caleb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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