crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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suck my dick.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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boobs

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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your mother is so lesbian

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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