what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Someone told me about this website.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

penis that is all

Q: What's the point? A: .

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

cot!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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