why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

No.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

austins gay lolololol

Grapefruit.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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