- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

"Hello." "Hi."

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Womens' rights.

barack osama

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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