What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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im black

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Tim's gay.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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