The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

A Mexican walks into a club.

I avhe dyiaexls.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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