Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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austins gay lolololol

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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you will die someday

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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