Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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