- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Your Mom

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

women's rights.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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