ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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cory is gay

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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NEVER

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My Girlfriend

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Icecream

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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