Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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