why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Dozer has a soul

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Chuck Norris

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

brett is a dick

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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