A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Hello

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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The WNBA

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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