- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

im black

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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