- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A guy is playing cod

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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