Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Someone told me about this website.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Your Mom

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

I came.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

women's rights.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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