What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

NEVER

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Anal cheese curds.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

BUTTERFARTING

WTF BOOOOOM

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Kittens.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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