- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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