Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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