how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Banana(s)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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what time is it rape time

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knock knock your gay

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im black

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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