you will die someday

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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My butt!!!!

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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