What do you call Obama? - the president

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Patrick is gay

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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shut up

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Compton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Anti Joke

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