- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

My mom just died....

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Rebecca Black

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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