When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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8=D

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