Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

penis that is all

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Q: What's the point? A: .

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

cot!

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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