why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Patrick is gay

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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