A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Women's Rights

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

A seal walks into a club.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

You know George Washington? He died.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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