- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

whats worse than flunking math? death.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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