Women's Rights

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

stuff and dogs {()}

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

KIMBERLEY HONEY

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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