- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

My mom.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

A guy is playing cod

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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