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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Women's Rights

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

weiner? balls

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Knock knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

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