Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Your mother

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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