Anal cheese curds.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Water, please.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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ruddell and dodds anal

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ur mother

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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