Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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