why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

women's rights.

My mom.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Dozer has a soul

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

dog

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Anti Joke

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