A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What sucks?

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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