A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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My butt!!!!

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Hello

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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