What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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WTF BOOOOOM

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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