How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Dozer has a soul

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

brett is a dick

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

baby seal walks into a bar

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Penis

42

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Ancient Greeks rights

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

No

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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