One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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women's rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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