Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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