Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Akshaytiger World

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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