Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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