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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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austins gay lolololol

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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