I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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The WNBA

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Bumsniffer

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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My mom's dead

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Your mom goes to college

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Hitler is my role model

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9/11

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Boobs are nasty!

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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GAY PEOPLE

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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