- Anti Joke

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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