Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Baseball

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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