Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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