KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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BUTTERFARTING

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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