- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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