Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Women"s Rights

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Compton

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lol

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A man. That is all.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Like this joke

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Anti Joke

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