Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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austins gay lolololol

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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you will die someday

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