- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

You know George Washington? He died.

Icecream

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Ancient Greeks rights

Penis

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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