- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Grapefruit.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

brett is a dick

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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