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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A man walks into a bar.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats 0+0 0

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Your mom goes to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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