- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Knock knock. Come in.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

tim rafter died no one cared

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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