Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Anal cheese curds.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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