Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Women's sports.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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