a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Bumsniffer

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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I love Ciara!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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