A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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what time is it rape time

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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