Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Boobs are nasty!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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