A horse walks into a bar...n

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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