- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Anti jokes are funny

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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