2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Tim's gay.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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lol

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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