- Anti Joke

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

8=D

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

You know George Washington? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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