Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

GAY PEOPLE

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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