- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Grapefruit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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