- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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