What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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