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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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