- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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