- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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