- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Whats 0+0 0

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Your mom goes to college

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

minorities.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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