A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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