- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Penis jokes.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Communism

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Hey Caleb.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

women's rights.

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