- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

So dont touch it

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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