- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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