ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

NEVER

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Anal cheese curds.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

BUTTERFARTING

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

WTF BOOOOOM

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Boobs are nasty!

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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