What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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I only like NY as a friend.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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The WNBA

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Anti Joke

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