- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Kittens.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

I avhe dyiaexls.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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