- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

a show horse jumps over a bar

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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