what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Once upon a time.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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