KIMBERLEY HONEY

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Dozer has a soul

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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