A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Fuck her

Chuck Norris died.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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