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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

women's rights.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.