The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

666 im christian

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

what time is it rape time

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

your mother is so lesbian

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

im black

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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