How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Grapefruit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Ancient Greeks rights

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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A man walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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