Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

666 im christian

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Your mother

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

im black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Women"s Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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