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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

You know George Washington? He died.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

You know George Washington? He died.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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