Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Microsoft Windows

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Banana(s)

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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