Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Compton

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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cory is gay

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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