- Anti Joke

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

baby seal walks into a bar

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

d

...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a gay baby was just born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops