So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

baby seal walks into a bar

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

nine...eleven

Haha

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

I'm gay.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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