- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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