- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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