You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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ruddell and dodds anal

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ur mother

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Teen pregnancy

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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