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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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