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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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