- Anti Joke

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Your Mom

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.