- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

women's rights.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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