- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

One Big Ass Mistake America

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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