- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Anal cheese curds.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

minorities.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

GAY PEOPLE

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Kittens.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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