- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

You know George Washington? He died.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What flys? A fly

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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