Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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GAY PEOPLE

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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