Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Society.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What is brown and sticky?

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +30

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

69

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops