- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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