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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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