- Anti Joke

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

You know George Washington? He died.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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