Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Hello I'm a fat kid

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

NEVER

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Anal cheese curds.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

WTF BOOOOOM

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Water, please.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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