Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +30

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Hellen Keller

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +28

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What sucks?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops