- Anti Joke

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

You know George Washington? He died.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

you will die someday

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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