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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

You know George Washington? He died.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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