- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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