"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Dozer has a soul

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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