- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Women"s Rights

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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