why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What sucks?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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