- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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