- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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