- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

women's rights.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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