Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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