- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Boobs are nasty!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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