Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

knock knock your gay

what time is it rape time

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Women"s Rights

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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