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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Hello I'm a fat kid

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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