- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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