What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Your mom goes to college

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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minorities.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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