Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

brett is a dick

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

baby seal walks into a bar

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Ancient Greeks rights

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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