two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Women rights.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

like my drawing of a white person?

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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