you will die someday

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

My mom's dead

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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