Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Compton

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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AVI IS A FAG

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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