- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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