Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Knock knock. Come in.

tim rafter died no one cared

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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