A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

thumb_up thumb_down +5

8=D

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A guy is playing cod

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

KIMBERLEY HONEY

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

thumb_up thumb_down +3

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

http://www.ladsta.com

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops