whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Good boy

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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