Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Tacos

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Potato salad

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Real jokes.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Steering Wheel Face.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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