What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Justin Bieber

Men's rights.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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