The WNBA

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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That didn't hurt.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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