- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I only like NY as a friend.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What flys? A fly

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

tim rafter died no one cared

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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