- Anti Joke

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

The Economy

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL