Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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you just lost the game!

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No

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Akshaytiger World

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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