whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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