- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

in the begining... god made some stuff

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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