only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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My mom's dead

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Your mom goes to college

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Boobs are nasty!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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