Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Hello

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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The WNBA

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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9/11

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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69

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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