How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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