When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

WTF BOOOOOM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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