- Anti Joke

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shut up

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy