- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

minorities.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What is brown and sticky?

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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