How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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women's rights.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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