whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Hummer.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A black goes to college

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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