CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Grapefruit.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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