What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Grapefruit.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

A man walks into a bar.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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