- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

steves legs

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

I love you.

You know George Washington? He died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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