- Anti Joke

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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