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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Women"s Rights

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Compton

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

A man. That is all.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Mitt Romney for president.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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