- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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