- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Poopsack Jones

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Communism

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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