Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Akshaytiger World

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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