What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Your Mom

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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My mom.

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women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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dog

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