Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

AVI IS A FAG

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

women's rights.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Anti Joke

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