- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

I have read the Terms of Service.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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