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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A guy is playing cod

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

baby seal walks into a bar

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

brett is a dick

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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