- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

666 im christian

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Patrick is gay

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A Muslim blows up a bar

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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