What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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