- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Hitler is my role model

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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