Women's rights.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

I came.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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women's rights.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

My mom.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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