- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Boobs are nasty!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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