Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

your mother is so lesbian

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What sucks?

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

im black

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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