Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Knock knock. Come in.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Anal cheese curds.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Water, please.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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