If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Good boy

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Anti Joke

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