- Anti Joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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baby seal walks into a bar

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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