Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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