you just lost the game!

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No

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Akshaytiger World

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anal cheese curds.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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The WNBA

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9/11

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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