Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Bumsniffer

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9/11

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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GAY PEOPLE

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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A black goes to college

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Kittens.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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