a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Compton

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