Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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