Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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96

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Women's Rights

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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