- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A seal walks into a club.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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