What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Anal cheese curds.

NEVER

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

BUTTERFARTING

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

WTF BOOOOOM

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Anti Joke

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