what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A guy is playing cod

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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