Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

A man. That is all.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Women"s Rights

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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