What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Fuck her

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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