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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

-3

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

-3

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

-5

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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