Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Penis

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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