Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Anal cheese curds.

NEVER

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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