What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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