- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A guy is playing cod

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