Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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cot!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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