What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Patrick is gay

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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