Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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women's rights.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Icecream

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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