whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Chuck Norris

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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