Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A black goes to college

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Jokes are funny.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

boobs

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

ps3

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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