Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

i wish i was a tree !

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Obama-Care

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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