- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock No one was home

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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