-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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women's lacrosse.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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