Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

i wish i was a tree !

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

a black father

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lololololololololol

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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