- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My mom.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

ollie is a fag so are you

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

You know George Washington? He died.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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