And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

what time is it rape time

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

A Muslim blows up a bar

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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