- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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