whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Banana(s)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

666 im christian

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

knock knock your gay

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