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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You know George Washington? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A seal walks into a club.