- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

what time is it rape time

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Compton

Women"s Rights

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

A man. That is all.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Anti Joke

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