- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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