- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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