If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Baseball

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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