A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Pavel Novak

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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