What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Mitt Romney for president.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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