Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

A seal walks into a club.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Knock, knock. Come in!

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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