knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

im black

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

knock knock your gay

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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