How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

the guy below me is gay

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Hummer.

Your mom goes to college

The WNBA

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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