- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

I only like NY as a friend.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What flys? A fly

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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