Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Freddie Mercurys teeth

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

balls in ya mouf

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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