What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Women's rights

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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