why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

I came.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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women's rights.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

My mom.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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