- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Obama-Care

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

co jo kurwa tocza?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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