Women's rights.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Freddie Mercurys teeth

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

:-)book

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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