What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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newt gingrich

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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