Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A guy is playing cod

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

baby seal walks into a bar

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

you just lost the game!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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