- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

you will die someday

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

I only like NY as a friend.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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