What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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sarah taylor

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Nickelback

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I love you.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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