Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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