Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Dozer has a soul

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A guy is playing cod

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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