Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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obama is a good president

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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The glass is half an hour.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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