A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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whats gay ? you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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lewis bedford

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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