whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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World Of Warcraft

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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