- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Boobs are nasty!

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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