So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Grapefruit.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Ancient Greeks rights

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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