Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Women's Basketball.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Patrick is gay

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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your mother is so lesbian

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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