What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Sit on Santas lap Boner

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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