- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

i heart wiener

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Bumsniffer

Your mom goes to college

Hitler is my role model

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