What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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