ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Anal cheese curds.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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