why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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8=D

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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