Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

WTF BOOOOOM

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

The WNBA

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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