What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What should I name my dog?

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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