- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Jake Bowar

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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