- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Grapefruit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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