Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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memes

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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