What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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whats gay ? you

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dead babies

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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