What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Nah

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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