What is brown and sticky?

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Women's rights

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

your mother is so lesbian

What sucks?

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

im black

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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