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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Obama-Care

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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French people

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Anti Joke

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