A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Chuck Norris died.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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