How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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