- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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