do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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penisface

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Good boy

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