- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Tim's gay.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Women"s Rights

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

A man. That is all.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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