- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Freddie Mercurys teeth

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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