What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Communism

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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women's rights.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hey Caleb.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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