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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Grapefruit.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

I only like NY as a friend.

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