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Grapefruit.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Obama-Care

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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French people

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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