What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Chuck Norris

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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