Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Bumsniffer

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Women

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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