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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A seal walks into a club.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

8=D

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

96

A seal walks into a club.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

8=D

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep