How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Dozer has a soul

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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