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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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