A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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The WNBA.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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