Grapefruit.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Haha

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

NEVER

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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