Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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obama is a good president

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Dozer has a soul

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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brett is a dick

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Chuck Norris

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baby seal walks into a bar

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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42

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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