Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Anti Joke

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