How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What sucks?

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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