- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Mitt Romney for president.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

AVI IS A FAG

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??