So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

So dont touch it

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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