You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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boobs

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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