What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

666 im christian

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Patrick is gay

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

A Muslim blows up a bar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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