what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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boobs

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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