why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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My Girlfriend

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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dog

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Anti Joke

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