- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Men's rights.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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