What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

My mom's dead

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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