What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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women's lacrosse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Someone told me about this website.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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