Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

your mother is so lesbian

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What lives underground? Grandpa

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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