Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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your mother is so lesbian

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Teen pregnancy

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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newt gingrich

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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