- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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