What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

French people

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

tim rafter died no one cared

What flys? A fly

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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