A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Kittens.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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GONNA

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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