Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Kittens.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Nah

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