Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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your mother is so lesbian

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newt gingrich

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Tacos

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Penis!

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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