- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Working hard or hardly working????

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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