What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Water, please.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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A black goes to college

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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