- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Kittens.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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