Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

your mother is so lesbian

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What sucks?

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

knock knock your gay

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

im black

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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