What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

AVI IS A FAG

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

women's rights.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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