A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Icecream

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Anti Joke

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