- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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