Obama-Care

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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your face.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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lololololololololol

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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French people

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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