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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

I only like NY as a friend.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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