- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know George Washington? He died.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

you will die someday

Working hard or hardly working????

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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