Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Chuck Norris.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why did the bunny eat his food

The 19th Amendment

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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