- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Nah

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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