What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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