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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Dozer has a soul

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A guy is playing cod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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