what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

baby seal walks into a bar

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Ancient Greeks rights

No

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

A jew went to Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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