A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

BUTTERFARTING

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Hitler is my role model

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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