- Anti Joke

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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