AVI IS A FAG

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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penis that is all

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Rebecca Black

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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