What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

No

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

A jew went to Germany.

NEVER

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

WTF BOOOOOM

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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