Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What sucks?

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

im black

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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