- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I love Ciara!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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