- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What sucks?

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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