Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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