What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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what time is it rape time

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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