a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Bumsniffer

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69

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9/11

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Anti Joke

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