- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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