- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Kittens.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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