- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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