- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Dozer has a soul

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Chuck Norris

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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