- Anti Joke

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Grapefruit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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