WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Compton

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

A man. That is all.

Women"s Rights

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Mitt Romney for president.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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