Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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