A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Grapefruit.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A man walks into a bar.

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