- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

. Deez nuts Ok

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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