- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What is brown and sticky?

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What sucks?

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

im black

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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