My mom just died....

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Rebecca Black

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Communism

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Poopsack Jones

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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