- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

You know George Washington? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Icecream

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Ancient Greeks rights

Penis

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What flys? A fly

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