A horse walks into a bar...n

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Patrick is gay

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

A Muslim blows up a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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