- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Communism

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Hey Caleb.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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I came.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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