Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Woman's rights

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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I like your hair

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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