- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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