knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Tacos

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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