im black

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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