- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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