- Anti Joke

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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