What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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