Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Hello

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Anal cheese curds.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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The WNBA

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9/11

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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