- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

WTF BOOOOOM

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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