Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A black goes to college

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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