- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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