Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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women's rights.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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NEVER

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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