- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Chuck Norris died.

Fuck her

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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