why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Dozer has a soul

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

brett is a dick

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

baby seal walks into a bar

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Ancient Greeks rights

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Anti Joke

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