A guy is playing cod

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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you just lost the game!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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