Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

AVI IS A FAG

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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