How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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666 im christian

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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