i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A man. That is all.

Women"s Rights

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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