What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

A Muslim blows up a bar

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

shut up

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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