Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What is brown and sticky?

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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