who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Pickle!

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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