- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

666 im christian

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Chuck Norris died.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Your mother

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

im black

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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