- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Dozer has a soul

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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