The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Tim's gay.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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penis that is all

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cot!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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