Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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