Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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