yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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dead babies

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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