A man. That is all.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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