How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What flys? A fly

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

BUTTERFARTING

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Hitler is my role model

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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