When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Small breasts.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Pickle!

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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