So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Kittens.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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GONNA

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

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