whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anal cheese curds.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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The WNBA

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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9/11

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Kittens.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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boobs

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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