Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

A seal walks into a club.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Knock, knock. Come in!

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

you will die someday

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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