- Anti Joke

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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