A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...