Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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William Raines.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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okay.....

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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