What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Anti Joke

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