Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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The WNBA

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Bumsniffer

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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9/11

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69

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

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