What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What should I name my dog?

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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boobs

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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