Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Banana(s)

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Women"s Rights

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Anti Joke

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