- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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