What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Penis!

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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