- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

women's rights.

My mom.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Dozer has a soul

dog

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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