A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Which one is hardest?

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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