- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kittens.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Knock knock (No one is home)

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Nah

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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