- Anti Joke

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

stuff and dogs {()}

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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