what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Penis jokes.

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Communism

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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