Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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666 im christian

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Anti Joke

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