What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Can I touch it?

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shut up

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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