What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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YOU IS DUM

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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the your face joke

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Which one is hardest?

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