What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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im black

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Women's rights.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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