Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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