Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Windows Vista

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Chuck Norris.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Don't rape me!

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Hi colton

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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