What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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