Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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The WNBA.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Which one is hardest?

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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