Penis!

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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96

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Communism

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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NEVER

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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