Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Patrick is gay

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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