Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

dead babies

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

KEVIN HART

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Justin Bieber

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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