How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Obama-Care

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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