What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Grapefruit.

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HTML

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Anti Joke

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