- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Patrick is gay

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

im black

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

666 im christian

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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