holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Guess what? No.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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