Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Haha

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Penis

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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