Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

NEVER

Anal cheese curds.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Anti Joke

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