- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

I don't get it

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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