Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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