What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Communism

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hey Caleb.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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