What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Tacos

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Penis!

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Communism

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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