Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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BUTTERFARTING

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The WNBA

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Bumsniffer

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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A black goes to college

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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