What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

AVI IS A FAG

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

women's rights.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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