- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why was johny late to school? He died

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

like my drawing of a white person?

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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