Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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