What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

French people

tim rafter died no one cared

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What flys? A fly

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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