What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Chuck Norris died.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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im black

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Women"s Rights

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Like this joke

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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