dead babies

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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im black

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Your mom

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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