My mom's dead

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Hitler is my role model

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Kittens.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Women

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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