A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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World peace

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Women's rights.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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:-)book

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Anti Joke

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