What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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i wish i was a tree !

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Obama-Care

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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