Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Women's rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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your mother is so lesbian

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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