What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Penis jokes.

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Communism

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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