How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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