- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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