im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Hello

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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