I've got the moobs like jagger.

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what time is it rape time

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Teen pregnancy

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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A bar walks into your mother.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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