- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

AVI IS A FAG

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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