Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Grapefruit.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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42

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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tim rafter died no one cared

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Hello

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