- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Your mom goes to college

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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