Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What is brown and sticky?

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

im black

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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