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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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