If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Dozer has a soul

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy is playing cod

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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