Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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I love Ciara!

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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