Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Chuck Norris.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

The 19th Amendment

Why did the bunny eat his food

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Don't rape me!

Hi colton

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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