Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

My mom just died....

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Jewish People

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

b

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

An asian walks out of math class

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...