- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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