The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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