a show horse jumps over a bar

arse

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Jews for Jesus

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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