your mother is so lesbian

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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womens rights

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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KEVIN HART

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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dead babies

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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