- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

SPAMS!!!

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What should I name my dog?

Women rights.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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