Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Knock, knock. Come in!

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

co jo kurwa tocza?

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

the guy below me is gay

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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