A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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The WNBA.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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A black goes to college

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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