What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Hello I'm a fat kid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

BUTTERFARTING

The WNBA

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Water, please.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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