- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Three blondes walk into a community college.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Your mom

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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