i hate you.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Women's sports.

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hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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