Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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KEVIN HART

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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A man. That is all.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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shut up

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Tim's gay.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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