- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Communism

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Windows Vista

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

My mom.

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