A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Patrick is gay

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

lol

Can I touch it?

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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