why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Grapefruit.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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