How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Go away.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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cot!

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Communism

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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