So dont touch it

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Obama-Care

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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25

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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