A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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