Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Communism

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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i wish i was a tree !

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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