- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Giving birth to the antichrist

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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