Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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