Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Adam Sandler.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Women's rights

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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