Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A man walks into a bar.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Anal cheese curds.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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