Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

weiner? balls

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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