- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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