What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A guy is playing cod

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austins gay lolololol

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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