Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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potato farming

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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