Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

A horse walks into a glue factory..

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A man. That is all.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Penis jokes.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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