What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Communism

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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