Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

women's lacrosse.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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