Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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World Of Warcraft

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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