Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Penis in a box.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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balls in ya mouf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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