R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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