- Anti Joke

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

So dont touch it

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

My mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

ollie is a fag so are you

You know George Washington? He died.

A guy is playing cod

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.