- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

your face.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

co jo kurwa tocza?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What is brown and sticky?

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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