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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

obama is a good president

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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