What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Grapefruit.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

A man walks into a bar.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Hello I'm a fat kid

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