Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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My mom just died....

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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