Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Women's rights.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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