Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Ancient Greeks rights

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Penis

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What flys? A fly

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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