- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Canada's army

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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