What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I love Ciara!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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hi

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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