your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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HTML

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Obama-Care

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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