knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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