- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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