Chuck Norris died.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Compton

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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