You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Kittens.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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i hate you.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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women's lacrosse.

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