What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Compton

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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cot!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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cory is gay

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Communism

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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