How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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A man. That is all.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Penis jokes.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Hey Caleb.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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women's rights.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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