I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Poopsack Jones

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

penis that is all

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Windows Vista

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

dog

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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