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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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nine...eleven

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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