Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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boobs

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ps3

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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memes

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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