- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Go away.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Anti jokes are funny

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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