Hello

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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ur mother

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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hi

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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