Someone told me about this website.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

cot!

Your Mom

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

My mom.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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