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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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You know George Washington? He died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

You know George Washington? He died.

i wish i was a tree !

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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