Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

nine...eleven

You know George Washington? He died.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Obama-Care

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

your face.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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