- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why was johny late to school? He died

Women's sports.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Do you know that car over there? No.

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