What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

I only like NY as a friend.

No

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What flys? A fly

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

tim rafter died no one cared

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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