Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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shut up

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Can I touch it?

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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