What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Patrick is gay

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A Muslim blows up a bar

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Women"s Rights

Can I touch it?

lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Mitt Romney for president.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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