Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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8=D

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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