what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

ollie is a fag so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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