- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Communism

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Windows Vista

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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