Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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