A black goes to college

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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hi

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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dead babies

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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