What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Icecream

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A guy is playing cod

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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