That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Grapefruit.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Chuck Norris

brett is a dick

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