A seal walks into a club.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Dozer has a soul

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

brett is a dick

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Ancient Greeks rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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