- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Communism

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

96

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

A seal walks into a club.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Icecream

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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