Your mom goes to college

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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