Why was johny late to school? He died

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What sucks?

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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