a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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