Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Icecream

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

stuff and dogs {()}

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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