Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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