- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Teen pregnancy

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Do you know that car over there? No.

ROSS G IS OBESE

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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