So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy is playing cod

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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nine...eleven

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Haha

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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