How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Tim's gay.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Your Mom

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Poopsack Jones

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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penis that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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