- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

666 im christian

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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