An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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8=D

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Icecream

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http://www.ladsta.com

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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