What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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