- Anti Joke

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Dozer has a soul

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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