A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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