Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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No.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Penis

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What flys? A fly

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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