you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Guess what? No.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Penis in a box.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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