whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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NEVER

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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BUTTERFARTING

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Bumsniffer

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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9/11

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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GAY PEOPLE

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