- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Hummer.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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