here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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