Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

AVI IS A FAG

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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