What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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women's lacrosse.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Patrick is gay

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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