- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Chuck Norris.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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