Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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