- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why was johny late to school? He died

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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