- Anti Joke

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

No.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

You know George Washington? He died.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

I only like NY as a friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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