If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What should I name my dog?

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

The Irish man was sober.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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