i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Women"s Rights

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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A man. That is all.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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