Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Ancient Greeks rights

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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No

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Akshaytiger World

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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