Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Ancient Greeks rights

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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