- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

You know George Washington? He died.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

I have read the Terms of Service.

baby seal walks into a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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