- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

minorities.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Kittens.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Women

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

I avhe dyiaexls.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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