How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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HTML

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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8=D

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obama is a good president

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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