- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Do you know that car over there? No.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What sucks?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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