knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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KEVIN HART

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Justin Bieber

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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