- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Q: What's the point? A: .

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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