- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Sea World Japan.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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