A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Women"s Rights

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

A man. That is all.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Windows Vista

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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