What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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