- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

A guy is playing cod

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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