- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What is brown and sticky?

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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