A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Anti Joke

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