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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Poopsack Jones

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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I came.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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