- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

lol

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

penis that is all

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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