- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

I avhe dyiaexls.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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