there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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