- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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