knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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