- Anti Joke

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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