Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Water, please.

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My mom's dead

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Women

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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women's lacrosse.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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666 im christian

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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