- Anti Joke

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

baby seal walks into a bar

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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