I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Dozer has a soul

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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