Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Obama-Care

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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