What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Women"s Rights

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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