Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Bumsniffer

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Boobs are nasty!

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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