- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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