what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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the guy below me is gay

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8===========D O:

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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The WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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A black goes to college

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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