Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Compton

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Can I touch it?

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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