- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

The Irish man was sober.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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