What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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I love Ciara!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A black goes to college

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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