- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

minorities.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Kittens.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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