Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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memes

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Someone told me about this website.

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