- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Women's rights

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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