How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Women's rights

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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