You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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NEVER

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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