- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is brown and sticky?

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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