A Mexican walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Banana(s)

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Patrick is gay

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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