What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Dozer has a soul

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

96

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

nine...eleven

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

weiner? balls

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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