Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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i hate you.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Anti Joke

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