how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Women

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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i hate you.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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