What's white and sticky? Glue

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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balls in ya mouf

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Dozer has a soul

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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