Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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