Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Which one is hardest?

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Anti Joke

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