Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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potatoes

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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GONNA

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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