What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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