I have read the Terms of Service.

You know George Washington? He died.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

baby seal walks into a bar

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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