What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Women's rights

Banana(s)

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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