- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What sucks?

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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