Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Ancient Greeks rights

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Haha

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Penis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

NEVER

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