What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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your mother is so lesbian

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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