- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Do you know that car over there? No.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Small breasts.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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