How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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newt gingrich

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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