- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Fuck her

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Your Mom

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

women's rights.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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