A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

women's rights.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Hey Caleb.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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