A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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