A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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I am black.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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barack osama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Womens' rights.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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