What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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666 im christian

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what time is it rape time

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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