There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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