- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Womens rights

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

suck my dick.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

like my drawing of a white person?

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