Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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potato farming

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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A guy is playing cod

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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HTML

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You know George Washington? He died.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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