What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Justin Bieber

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Your mom

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's white and sticky? Glue

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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