Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Pickle!

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Windows Vista

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Jasper sucks.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

the WNBA

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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