- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

I can't think of a joke!

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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