Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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My mom's dead

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9/11

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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GAY PEOPLE

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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