yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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whats gay ? you

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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