A British man walks into a dental office.

knock knock your gay

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Women"s Rights

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

AVI IS A FAG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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