How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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you just lost the game!

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Penis

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42

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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