Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Haha

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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