Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Women"s Rights

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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