Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Knock, knock. Come in!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Chuck Norris

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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