what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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women's lacrosse.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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dead babies

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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