- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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