- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Boobs are nasty!

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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