A Mexican walks into a club.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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