- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Chuck Norris

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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