When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Bumsniffer

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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