how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Communism

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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potato farming

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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HTML

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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