A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Women"s Rights

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Rebecca Black

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Communism

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Poopsack Jones

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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