- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

like my drawing of a white person?

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Women's rights

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