- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

dead babies

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Women's rights

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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