What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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