- Anti Joke

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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