- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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