- Anti Joke

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Ancient Greeks rights

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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