A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Kittens.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Women

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

I avhe dyiaexls.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What is brown and sticky?

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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