- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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