- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Do you know that car over there? No.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What sucks?

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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