CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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