When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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