What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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