Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Communism

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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