Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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cory is gay

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Your Mom

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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