Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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