Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Haha

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Penis

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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