A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women"s Rights

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