A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What sucks?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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