Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

ollie is a fag so are you

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

you will die someday

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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