What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Tim's gay.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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I came.

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Windows Vista

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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