whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

obama is a good president

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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