- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

9/11

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I love Ciara!

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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