What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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lol

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Women"s Rights

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Communism

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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