- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

you will die someday

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

No

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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