haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Hummer.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Bumsniffer

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Water, please.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Whats 0+0 0

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Canada's army

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Kittens.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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