Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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