What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

My mom just died....

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

It's your mother, open the door.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Your Mom

Anti Joke

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