why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Justin Bieber

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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