How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Windows Vista

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Hi colton

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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steves legs

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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