What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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