- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister has to take a dump

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What should I name my dog?

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Wanna hear a joke? No.

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