What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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haha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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