- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What did the clock say? The time.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Q: What's the point? A: .

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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