How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What time is it? 10:58

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Don't rape me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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