What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

i heart wiener

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

if it's friday, it must be China

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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