- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Go away.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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