hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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American healthcare.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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