- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Will you marry me?

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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