- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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