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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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