- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What did the clock say? The time.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Lacrosse

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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