Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Jewish People

Knock Knock No one answers....

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Hey Caleb.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

planking.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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