Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Akshaytiger World

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Hummer.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Bumsniffer

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