A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Someone told me about this website.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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My mom just died....

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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