"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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A black goes to college

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Kittens.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Women's sports.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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