- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Noah is Smart.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Small breasts.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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