- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

A baby seal walks into a club...

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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