- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Anal cheese curds.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

My mom's dead

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Kittens.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Jokes are funny.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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