Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Chuck Norris

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What flys? A fly

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Hello I'm a fat kid

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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