How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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minorities.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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hi

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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