- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

A Mexican walks into a club.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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