- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Hello I'm a fat kid

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

The WNBA

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Water, please.

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