That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

I am really good at math debating

stuff and dogs {()}

i wish i was a tree !

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

People Eating Tasty Animals

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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