- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Fuck her

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Women"s Rights

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Communism

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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