Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

brett is a dick

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...