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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Ancient Greeks rights

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Anti Joke

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