- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

do you know what's so funny? yup

your mother is so lesbian

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

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