Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

stuff and dogs {()}

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

i wish i was a tree !

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Will gropes Ebola victims

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

a black father

Knock, knock. Come in!

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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