WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Hello I'm a fat kid

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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