That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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My Girlfriend

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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http://www.ladsta.com

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Penis

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