Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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