Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Penis

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Akshaytiger World

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Anti Joke

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