What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A guy is playing cod

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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