What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

stuff and dogs {()}

Will gropes Ebola victims

john liked the paper........ so he took it

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

aaaa

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

co jo kurwa tocza?

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...