"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Your Mom

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Poopsack Jones

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Windows Vista

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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