What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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your mother is so lesbian

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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