- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

I only like NY as a friend.

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