A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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whats gay ? you

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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