- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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