- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Windows Vista

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Women's rights.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Women's rights.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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