Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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