Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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women's lacrosse.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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