- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

A Mexican walks into a club.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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