A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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A guy is playing cod

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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