Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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a black father

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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