What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

shut up

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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