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KIMBERLEY HONEY

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

i wish i was a tree !

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

ollie is a fag so are you

stuff and dogs {()}

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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