Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Hey

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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noodles

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Thumbs this up

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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