Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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My mom's dead

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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I love Ciara!

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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