A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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dead babies

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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