- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

My mom just died....

Women's rights.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

It's your mother, open the door.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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