Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Nah

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GONNA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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