- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Fuck her

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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