Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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