- Anti Joke

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven