Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Women's rights.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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:-)book

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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