- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

A guy is playing cod

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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