A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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