Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

women's lacrosse.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Baseball

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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