knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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