A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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a black guy leaves prison

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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666 im christian

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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World peace

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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