What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did you say? I don't know.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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boobs

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like my drawing of a white person?

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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