Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

women's lacrosse.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

do you know what's so funny? yup

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Baseball

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Tim's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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