"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Anti Joke

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