- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What did you say? I don't know.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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