- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

obama is a good president

8=D

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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