Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

tim rafter died no one cared

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What flys? A fly

Your doorbell is broken.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

The WNBA

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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