What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

nine...eleven

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

stuff and dogs {()}

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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