You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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