What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

My mom just died....

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Jewish People

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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