- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What's white and sticky? Glue

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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