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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Did you know?

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666

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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I am really good at math debating

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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