tim rafter died no one cared

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What flys? A fly

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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