What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Mitt Romney for president.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Women"s Rights

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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