Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Women's rights.

My mom just died....

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

It's your mother, open the door.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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