Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Anal cheese curds.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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