- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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