Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

BUTTERFARTING

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

World Of Warcraft

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I love Ciara!

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

GAY PEOPLE

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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