What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Baseball

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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