Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

steves legs

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

thumb_up thumb_down +2

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

thumb_up thumb_down

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops