What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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