Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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you will die someday

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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So dont touch it

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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No

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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i heart wiener

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