- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

obama is a good president

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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