john liked the paper........ so he took it

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

co jo kurwa tocza?

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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