What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Dozer has a soul

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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