How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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