Working hard or hardly working????

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a black father

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

The WNBA

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Get in the van

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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