- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

You know George Washington? He died.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

A guy is playing cod

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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