Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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im black

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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