Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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GAY PEOPLE

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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come along children

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