a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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My mom just died....

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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cot!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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