How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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