How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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