How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Canada's army

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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