What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What's the point? A: .

shut up

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Your Mom

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

An asian walks out of math class

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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