How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Haha

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Akshaytiger World

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No

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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The WNBA

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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My mom's dead

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Water, please.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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