whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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8=D

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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