- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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