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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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