what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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