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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Women's Rights

AVI IS A FAG

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

My mom.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

potato farming

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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ollie is a fag so are you

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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