"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Icecream

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What is brown and sticky?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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