Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Like this joke

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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women's rights.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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