Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Penis jokes.

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Communism

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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