why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Tim's gay.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Communism

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Your Mom

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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