What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Religion

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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