Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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NEVER

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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9/11

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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