Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Penis

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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WTF BOOOOOM

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BUTTERFARTING

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