guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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