What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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