You want to hear a joke? Democract

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

I love Ciara!

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

GAY PEOPLE

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Kittens.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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