I am really good at math debating

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

gay marriage.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

whats pale and white your ass.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

A ginger rapping.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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