why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

what's funnier than hell? heaven

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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