why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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