- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

barack osama

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What's your name? You tell me.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Go away.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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