- Anti Joke

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

An asian walks out of math class

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Women's Rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

You know George Washington? He died.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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