Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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No

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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i heart wiener

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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9/11

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Canada's army

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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