Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

dead babies

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Punch line.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

666 im christian

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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