- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Knock, knock. Come in!

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

co jo kurwa tocza?

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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