You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

your mother is so lesbian

Chuck Norris died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

look left now look right. washing machine

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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