You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

whats gay ? you

look left now look right. washing machine

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

lol

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Penis in a box.

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