- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Wolf Pussy

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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