- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

whats gay ? you

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Women's rights.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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