Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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My mom.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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austins gay lolololol

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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I only like NY as a friend.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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