Boobs are nasty!

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

A black goes to college

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A Mexican walks into a club.

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