What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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cot!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Your Mom

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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