Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Penis in a box.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Someone told me about this website.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Communism

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

An asian walks out of math class

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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