What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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memes

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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like my drawing of a white person?

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Women's rights

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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dead babies

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women's lacrosse.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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newt gingrich

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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