how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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My mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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potato farming

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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A guy is playing cod

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