Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Your Mom

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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I came.

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Like this joke

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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women's rights.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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