You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

No

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What flys? A fly

This is not a good joke.

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