- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

An asian walks out of math class

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Avery has crabs.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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