"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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