- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

My pet rock died.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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