Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Mitt Romney for president.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Penis in a box.

A man. That is all.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

cot!

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

An asian walks out of math class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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