Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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no u

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Patrick is gay

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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knock knock your gay

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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