Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Teen pregnancy

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

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