Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Haha

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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No

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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