what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Haha

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Knock knock. Come in.

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