What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Penis jokes.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Your Mom

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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HTML

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Dozer has a soul

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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