What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Communism

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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An asian walks out of math class

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Hey Caleb.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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