brett is a dick

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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