your mother is so lesbian

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Mitt Romney for president.

shut up

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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