Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Patrick is gay

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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im black

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Go away.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Can I touch it?

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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lol

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women"s Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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