Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8=D

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Icecream

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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