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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Hey Caleb.

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Poopsack Jones

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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NEVER

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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