How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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cot!

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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