Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Penis

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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