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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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