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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

I love Ciara!

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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