KEVIN HART

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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cot!

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Someone told me about this website.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Your Mom

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Penis jokes.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Windows Vista

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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