Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Ancient Greeks rights

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Penis

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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No

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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I'm gay.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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