A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Haha

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