Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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NEVER

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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American Idol

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Grapefruit.

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