How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Penis

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Akshaytiger World

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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