Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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NEVER

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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My Girlfriend

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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No.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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