One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Penis in a box.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Someone told me about this website.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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