- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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