how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Banana(s)

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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dead babies

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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