What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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