An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A guy is playing cod

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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