Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Patrick is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Tim's gay.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Someone told me about this website.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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