Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Fuck her

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Women's rights.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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