- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Water, please.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why was johny late to school? He died

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