Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Ancient Greeks rights

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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