why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Dozer has a soul

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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