Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Q: What's the point? A: .

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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