Hey Caleb.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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A guy is playing cod

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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