three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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No

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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NEVER

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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