How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Tim's gay.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Fuck her

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Women's rights.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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