What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Teen pregnancy

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Patrick is gay

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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