Black people

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Jasper sucks.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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