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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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obama is a good president

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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