- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

lol

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

shut up

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

cot!

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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