- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A seal walks into a club.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A guy is playing cod

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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