What flys? A fly

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What is brown and sticky?

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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9/11

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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69

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A black goes to college

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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