shut up

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Tim's gay.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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cot!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Your Mom

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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