what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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boobs

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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