What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Black people are clen.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Can I touch it?

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

cot!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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