- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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