What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

your mother is so lesbian

Chuck Norris died.

look left now look right. washing machine

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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