Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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jack shine has boobs

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Woman's rights

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Dozer has a soul

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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