Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

No.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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