- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

KEVIN HART

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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