- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Noah is Smart.

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