how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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noodles

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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No

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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