Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Women

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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