2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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lol

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Women"s Rights

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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