- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Teen pregnancy

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Do you know that car over there? No.

ROSS G IS OBESE

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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