knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What flys? A fly

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

tim rafter died no one cared

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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