What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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cot!

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Women's rights.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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I came.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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