A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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No

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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