- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

i hate you.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Women's Basketball.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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