Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Hitler is my role model

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

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