- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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