How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Someone told me about this website.

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Like this joke

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Hey Caleb.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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I came.

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HTML

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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