- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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