What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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No

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tim rafter died no one cared

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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i heart wiener

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Hitler is my role model

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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