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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

women's rights.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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