Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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World Of Warcraft

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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