What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Penis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Akshaytiger World

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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A man walks into a bar.

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No

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Anti Joke

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