Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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GAY PEOPLE

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A black goes to college

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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