- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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