How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

A man. That is all.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

shut up

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Your Mom

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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