- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

obama is a good president

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

brett is a dick

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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