Your Mom

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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I came.

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Like this joke

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Windows Vista

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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women's rights.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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