Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Hey Caleb.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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I came.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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