Women's rights

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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