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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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i hate you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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boobs

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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dead babies

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Teen pregnancy

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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