- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

obama is a good president

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

obama is a good president

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep