- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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