- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

I came.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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