A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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