Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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im black

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Jewish People

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Women's rights.

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:-)book

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Anti Joke

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