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A man. That is all.

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Your Mom

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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I came.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Hey

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My mom.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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