Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Women's sports.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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potatoes

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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no u

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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