whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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