knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

obama is a good president

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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