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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Do you know that car over there? No.

the chicken whent boomand then died

GONNA

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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