- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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