what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

A guy is playing cod

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

brett is a dick

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Ancient Greeks rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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