Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A guy is playing cod

i wish i was a tree !

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

you will die someday

People Eating Tasty Animals

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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