Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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whats gay ? you

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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jack shine has boobs

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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