- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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