Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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I love Ciara!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A black goes to college

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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