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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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