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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What flys? A fly

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Your doorbell is broken.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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The WNBA

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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