- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

whats pale and white your ass.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

A ginger rapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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