- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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