So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Your Mom

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A man. That is all.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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I came.

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My mom.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Hey

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i wish i was a tree !

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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