Penis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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No

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What flys? A fly

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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