Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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minorities.

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Kittens.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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potatoes

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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GONNA

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Anti Joke

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