Knock knock Who's there? What.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

dead babies

A woman gets in her car to drive.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

im black

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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