What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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