- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

AVI IS A FAG

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

penis that is all

balls in ya mouf

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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