Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Women's rights

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

dead babies

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Patrick is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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