Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A black goes to college

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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