What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

I came.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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