- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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