Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Patrick is gay

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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