What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

No.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Penis

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Thumbs this up

What flys? A fly

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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