- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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