Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Fuck her

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