a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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8=D

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Penis

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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