- Anti Joke

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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jewish people like other jewish people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.