One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Women's rights.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Windows Vista

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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