what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Jewish People

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Women's rights.

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:-)book

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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