Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Fuck her

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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