Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Mitt Romney for president.

shut up

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

lol

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

cot!

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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