- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Penis in a box.

Penis jokes.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

cot!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Your Mom

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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