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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Someone told me about this website.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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8=D

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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