- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Someone told me about this website.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Your Mom

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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