Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Women's Rights

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My mom.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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