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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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