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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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