Bin Laden is dead.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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