Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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i heart wiener

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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My mom's dead

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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