Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Akshaytiger World

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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A man walks into a bar.

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No

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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