- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Can I touch it?

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

cot!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Hey Caleb.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Poopsack Jones

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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