What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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