- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

baby seal walks into a bar

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

you just lost the game!

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

co jo kurwa tocza?

No

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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