- Anti Joke

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

do you know what's so funny? yup

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Patrick is gay

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Tim's gay.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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