A jew went to Germany.

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knock knock Come in.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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BUTTERFARTING

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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your life

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