- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

suck my dick.

potatoes

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

i hate you.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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