A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Penis in a box.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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