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KIMBERLEY HONEY

Chuck Norris

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Penis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What flys? A fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

No

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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