Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Someone told me about this website.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Women's Rights

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AVI IS A FAG

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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