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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Icecream

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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