- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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