My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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My mom.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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austins gay lolololol

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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