- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

A seal walks into a club.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

stuff and dogs {()}

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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