So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A guy is playing cod

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Y2K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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