Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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KEVIN HART

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Women"s Rights

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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