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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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austins gay lolololol

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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25

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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No

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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