BUTTERFARTING

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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9/11

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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World Of Warcraft

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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