what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A black goes to college

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Women's sports.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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potatoes

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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