where do the women go? the womanarium

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Hey Caleb.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I came.

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