How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Women"s Rights

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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cot!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Women's rights.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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