dead babies

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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whats gay ? you

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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