three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

you will die someday

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

stuff and dogs {()}

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Working hard or hardly working????

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

No

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Anti Joke

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