everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Windows Vista

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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obama is a good president

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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