- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

I am really good at math debating

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

You know George Washington? He died.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Gadaffi

stuff and dogs {()}

I am really good at math debating

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

ollie is a fag so are you

i wish i was a tree !