KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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No

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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i heart wiener

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Ben Colbert is gay

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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