Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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drugs.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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