- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Womens rights

potatoes

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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