Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Women's rights

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Banana(s)

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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