... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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96

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Communism

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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