- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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