Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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whats gay ? you

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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