- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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