How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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potato farming

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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I am really good at math debating

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Gadaffi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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