What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Windows Vista

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

dog

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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