name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Hey Caleb.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I came.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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obama is a good president

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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8=D

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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brett is a dick

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