A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

You know George Washington? He died.

ollie is a fag so are you

i wish i was a tree !

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Will gropes Ebola victims

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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