- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

obama is a good president

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

nine...eleven

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

A man walks into a bar.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

No

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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