-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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