What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

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