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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

High school gym class.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

is it big enough to have sex in????

What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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