What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Feet

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Penis.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Hi

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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