Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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High school gym class.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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