whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Hi

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Feet

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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