How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Vagina-Boob

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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