Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Get in the van

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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