Women's Rights

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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HTML

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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