Knock Knock Come in

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Y2K

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What flys? A fly

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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NEVER

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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