How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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