A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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I like your hair

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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