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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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