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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Asians...

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Woman's rights

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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okay.....

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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