Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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poop.........

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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guess what what? nothing.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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I like turtoes.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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