- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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