Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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i wish i was a tree !

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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austins gay lolololol

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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