Boobs are nasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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