What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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WNBA

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Fuck her

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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