Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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whats gay ? you

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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A man. That is all.

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Knock knock Come in!

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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shut up

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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