What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A black goes to college

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Womens rights

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

potatoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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