What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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A black goes to college

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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