do you know what's so funny? yup

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Patrick is gay

A British man walks into a dental office.

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

KEVIN HART

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

guess what? chicken butt.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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