A Mexican walks into a club.

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boobs

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Anti Joke

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