haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Religion

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Your mom goes to college

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Get in the van

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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