What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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boobs

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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