Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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