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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

My butt!!!!

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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