i wish i was a tree !

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No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Ancient Greeks rights

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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No

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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