I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

A black goes to college

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What did you say? I don't know.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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