- Anti Joke

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him