What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Womens Rights.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Hey Caleb.

I came.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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