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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

co jo kurwa tocza?

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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