what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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No

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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French people

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Canada's army

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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