Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Banana(s)

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Whoa! A talking carrot!

look left now look right. washing machine

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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