A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Patrick is gay

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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KEVIN HART

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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shut up

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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