Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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noodles

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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No

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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