Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Jewish People

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Hey Caleb.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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