- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Freddie Mercurys teeth

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

An Irishman stays home

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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