A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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dead babies

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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im black

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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