only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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