- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Women

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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