- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

im black

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Jewish People

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Hey Caleb.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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