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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Hey Caleb.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

I came.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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