- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

NEVER

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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