A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Sea World Japan.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

do you know what's so funny? yup

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Baseball

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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