- Anti Joke

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?