- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

stuff and dogs {()}

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Working hard or hardly working????

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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