What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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World Of Warcraft

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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