"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

I came.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

The glass is half an hour.

American Idol

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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