why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

No

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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