Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Dozer has a soul

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Ancient Greeks rights

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

No

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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