Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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