- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

knock knock Come in.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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