What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Penis jokes.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Penis in a box.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

cot!

Why did the bunny eat his food

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Avery has crabs.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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