What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Your Mom

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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obama is a good president

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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