Women's rights.

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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