Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Write your own

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

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