- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

a black guy leaves prison

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Mitt Romney for president.

yo mama so fat she's fat

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Jewish People

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

cot!

What's white and sticky? Glue

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

women's rights.

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