- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

womens rights!

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Women's rights

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Teen pregnancy

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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