why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Your mom goes to college

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69

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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BUTTERFARTING

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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