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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

you will die someday

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

a black father

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Get in the van

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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