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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

You know George Washington? He died.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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