I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Women's Rights

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Write your own

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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