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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Time flies like a banana.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

An asian walks out of math class

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why did the bunny eat his food

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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