What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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