- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

I like your hair

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Woman's rights

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