I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

lewis bedford

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

666 im christian

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

where do the women go? the womanarium

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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