A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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