Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Obamacare!

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Jasper sucks.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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