- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was johny late to school? He died

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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