why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What do you call Obama? - the president

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

KEVIN HART

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Muslim blows up a bar

What lives underground? Grandpa

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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