- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

shut up

Someone told me about this website.

Q: What's the point? A: .

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

whats worse than flunking math? death.

where do the women go? the womanarium

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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