whats gay ? you

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Patrick is gay

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Can I touch it?

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Someone told me about this website.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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