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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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