- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

No

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

i heart wiener

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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