What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Nah

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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dead babies

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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