Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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