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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Which one is hardest?

A black goes to college

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Rebecca Black.

Bin Laden is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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