Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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