What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Women's Basketball.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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look left now look right. washing machine

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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