Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Women's rights

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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WNBA

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Penis in a box.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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