A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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come along children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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