- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Womens rights

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

potatoes

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

womens rights!

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