- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

So dont touch it

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

No

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Hello I'm a fat kid

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

French people

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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