Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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womens rights!

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Anti Joke

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