What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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