- Anti Joke

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

im black

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

KEVIN HART

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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