Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

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