Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

I came.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

8=D

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Chuck Norris

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Working hard or hardly working????

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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