Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What is brown and sticky?

What flys? A fly

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

i heart wiener

Hello I'm a fat kid

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Ben Colbert is gay

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Anal cheese curds.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Bumsniffer

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

9/11

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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