How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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lol

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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