What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Baseball

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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