There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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My mom's dead

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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