what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Anti jokes are funny

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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