- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Religion

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Your mom goes to college

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