I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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