I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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No

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A man walks into a bar.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Anti Joke

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