what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Come in!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Poopsack Jones

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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