- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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