Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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brett is a dick

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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No

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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