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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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