Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Boobs are nasty!

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Which one is hardest?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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GAY PEOPLE

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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A black goes to college

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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