- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Rebecca Black.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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