what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Women's rights.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Someone told me about this website.

sweaty black guy

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

An asian walks out of math class

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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