What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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