Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Can I touch it?

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What lives underground? Grandpa

guess what? chicken butt.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Penis jokes.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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