- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

A guy is playing cod

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Will gropes Ebola victims

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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