What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Will gropes Ebola victims

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

co jo kurwa tocza?

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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