- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Do you know that car over there? No.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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