whats gay ? you

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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KEVIN HART

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Penis in a box.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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