How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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