Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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suck my dick.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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