Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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your mother is so lesbian

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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