Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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