Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Hey

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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