Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Windows Vista

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Dozer has a soul

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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