- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Do you know that car over there? No.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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