Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What do you call Obama? - the president

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

whats gay ? you

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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