Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Nickelback

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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