How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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