- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Fuck her

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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