Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

two fish are in a tank.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

So a baby seal walks into a club

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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A man walks into a bar.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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