What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Adam Sandler.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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GONNA

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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women's lacrosse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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