How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Penis in a box.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Avery has crabs.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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