Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Someone told me about this website.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

women's rights.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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