- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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