Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

a black father

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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