A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

whats gay ? you

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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