Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Anti Joke

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