- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

I came.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

A seal walks into a club.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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