your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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I love Ciara!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Teen pregnancy

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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