How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Religion

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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