What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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your face.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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i fondle myself every night....

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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