What's gay and gay? Joe

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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obama is a good president

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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