Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Can I touch it?

What lives underground? Grandpa

guess what? chicken butt.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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