What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Covietz has a large penis

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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