Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Don't rape me!

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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