A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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guess what what? nothing.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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I like turtoes.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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