- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

You smell bad? Cool.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Chocolate tastes good.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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