whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A van drives into a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What flys? A fly

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops