- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Amputations.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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