what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Anti Joke

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