- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Knock knock Nobody's home.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Guess what? Chicken butt

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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