Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Write your own

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Anti Joke

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