Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Horse tits

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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