Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Horse tits

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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