An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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