Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Feet

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Penis.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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