What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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