What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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