whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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