if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Religion

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Anal cheese curds.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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