What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

WNBA

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Google Doodles

NEVER

What's gay and gay? Joe

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Hey

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

American Idol

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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