Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A seal walks into a club.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

ollie is a fag so are you

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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