Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Jokes are funny.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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