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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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The glass is half an hour.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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