Hitler is my role model

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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World Of Warcraft

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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I love Ciara!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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