A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Mitt Romney for president.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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