- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis jokes.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

baby seal walks into a bar

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

i wish i was a tree !

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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