- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Go away.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

WNBA

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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