"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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A van drives into a car.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Womens rights.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Slavery lol

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Anti Joke

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