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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Someone told me about this website.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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