Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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noodles

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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My butt!!!!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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