What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

guess what? chicken butt.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Can I touch it?

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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