- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

whats gay ? you

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

a black guy leaves prison

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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