- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

i heart wiener

French people

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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