- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

A man. That is all.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Your mum is dead

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

balls in ya mouf

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

An asian walks out of math class

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Penis jokes.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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