- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay ? you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

A homeless person dies.

World peace

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Your mum is dead

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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