Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Women's rights

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

How Long is a Chinese man.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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a black guy leaves prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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