If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

No.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

noodles

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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