Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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