What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

corey is a nipplepotomus

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

American Idol

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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