Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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