Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Thumbs this up

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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