What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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