What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Hitler is my role model

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Which one is hardest?

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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