Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

look left now look right. washing machine

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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