- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I don't know.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

potatoes

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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