What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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World Of Warcraft

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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