- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

sweaty black guy

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

American Idol

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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