Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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