How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

WNBA

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

I came.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Jews for Jesus

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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