- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What did you say? I don't know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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