A Mexican walks into a club.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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