yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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guess what? chicken butt.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Women's rights.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

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