What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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noodles

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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I can't think of a joke!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Penis

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Akshaytiger World

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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