A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Patrick is gay

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

do you know what's so funny? yup

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

jewish people like other jewish people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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