what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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NEVER

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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