A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

I came.

Google Doodles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

noodles

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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