What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Thumbs this up

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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NEVER

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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