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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Women's rights.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Poopsack Jones

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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