- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Women

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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