- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What is brown and sticky?

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

My mom's dead

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