Black people are clen.

whats gay ? you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Penis in a box.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Don't rape me!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A man. That is all.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Anti Joke

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