stuff and dogs {()}

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Gadaffi

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Write your own

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Icecream

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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