How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Tacos

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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