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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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