Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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womens rights!

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Sea World Japan.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Women's rights

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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