I came.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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WNBA

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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