- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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