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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Working hard or hardly working????

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

tim rafter died no one cared

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Your doorbell is broken.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Hummer.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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