whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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A van drives into a car.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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