- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Avery has crabs.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What is brown and smells? Poop

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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