- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

French people

i heart wiener

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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