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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Working hard or hardly working????

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What is brown and sticky?

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Hello I'm a fat kid

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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