Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Women's rights

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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