Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Adam Sandler.

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What should I name my dog?

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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knock knock your gay

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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whats gay ? you

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