- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

austins gay lolololol

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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