your life

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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im black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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