What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A man walks into a bar.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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