- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??