- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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