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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What is brown and sticky?

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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