What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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