Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

a black guy leaves prison

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

whats gay ? you

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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