Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I came.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What is brown and smells? Poop

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Miscarriages.

The glass is half an hour.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

American Idol

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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