- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What's gay and gay? Joe

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Avery has crabs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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