A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Giving birth to the antichrist

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A guy is playing cod

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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