Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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lololololololololol

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Religion

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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