I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Canada's army

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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