- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

A van drives into a car.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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