A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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A guy is playing cod

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Pavel Novak

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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whos gay? you are

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Anti Joke

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