how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Patrick is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Mitt Romney for president.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Penis in a box.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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