Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Fuck her

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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KEVIN HART

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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