why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A black goes to college

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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