Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A guy is playing cod

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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So dont touch it

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you will die someday

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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