What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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NEVER

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??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

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Hey

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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obama is a good president

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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