An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Nah

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Teen pregnancy

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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