How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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