knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Women's rights.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Poopsack Jones

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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