What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

d

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...