a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Black people are clen.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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penis that is all

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