Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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WNBA

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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