Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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