- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Teen pregnancy

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

dead babies

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

look left now look right. washing machine

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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