Ancient Greeks rights

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What is brown and sticky?

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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knock knock Come in.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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9/11

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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