- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

What did you say? I don't know.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why was johny late to school? He died

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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