- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Religion

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

BUTTERFARTING

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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