Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What's gay and gay? Joe

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Working hard or hardly working????

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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