What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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potato farming

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Anti Joke

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