Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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KEVIN HART

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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