- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

I LIKE TURLES.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

WNBA

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Anti Joke

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