What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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