- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

It's your mother, open the door.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Communism

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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