- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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