What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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