Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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I love Ciara!

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Which one is hardest?

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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