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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Women's Basketball.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

look left now look right. washing machine

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

women's lacrosse.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Teen pregnancy

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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