what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Penis jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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penisface

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A guy is playing cod

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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