a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Chuck Norris died.

newt gingrich

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

This is not Will Smith.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Black people

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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