Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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KEVIN HART

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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My mom just died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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