Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Which one is hardest?

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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