What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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