- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

do you know what's so funny? yup

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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