Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Boobs are nasty!

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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