- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What lives underground? Grandpa

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Come in!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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