- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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