What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

i heart wiener

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

who farted? umm........that guy.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

yo momma is so tall shes tall

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Get in the van

BUTTERFARTING

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

My mom's dead

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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