- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

guess what? chicken butt.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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