Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

So a baby seal walks into a club

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

My butt!!!!

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

French people

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Ben Colbert is gay

WTF BOOOOOM

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Water, please.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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