A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Women's Rights

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

stuff and dogs {()}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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