Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

a black father

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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