- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

penis that is all

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Women's Rights

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

potato farming

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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