yo momma is so tall shes tall

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Get in the van

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BUTTERFARTING

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My mom's dead

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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hi

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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GONNA

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