Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Women Drivers.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Anti Joke

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