- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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