Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Penis jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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