man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Jokes are funny.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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come along children

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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look left now look right. washing machine

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