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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

I am really good at math debating

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

i wish i was a tree !

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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