How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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womens rights!

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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World peace

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Women's rights.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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