- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

An asian walks out of math class

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

A seal walks into a club.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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