- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A man. That is all.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Your mum is dead

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

An asian walks out of math class

Penis jokes.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

balls in ya mouf

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

baby seal walks into a bar

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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