Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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a black guy leaves prison

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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shut up

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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