Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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I LIKE TURLES.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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My mom just died....

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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kennah campion... being nice

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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