- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Osama Bin Laden dies.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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