If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Jewish People

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Don't rape me!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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penis that is all

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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