Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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A van drives into a car.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What flys? A fly

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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