what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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I don't get it

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Penis jokes.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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