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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

I came.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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