Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Hi poop!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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