What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Don't rape me!

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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penis that is all

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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