- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

How Long is a Chinese man.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

guess what? chicken butt.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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