A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

a black guy leaves prison

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

World peace

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man. That is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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