Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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There is a car full of black people.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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boobs

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