What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

whats gay ? you

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

do you know what's so funny? yup

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Knock Knock. Shut up.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

World peace

A homeless person dies.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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