a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Hey Caleb.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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penis that is all

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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