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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Working hard or hardly working????

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

tim rafter died no one cared

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