What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Canada's army

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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