- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Knock knock Nobody's home.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

KEVIN HART

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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