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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Communism

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Penis jokes.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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