Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What flys? A fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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