What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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