Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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WNBA

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im black

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Jewish People

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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