What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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