- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

your life

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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