2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Time flies like a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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