how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Time flies like a banana.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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