Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

noodles

People Eating Tasty Animals

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What is brown and sticky?

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Hello I'm a fat kid

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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