- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Hey Caleb.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

It's your mother, open the door.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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