What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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