- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

My butt!!!!

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

i heart wiener

Religion

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Anal cheese curds.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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