why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

stuff and dogs {()}

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

So a baby seal walks into a club

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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