- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

French people

i heart wiener

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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