whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Hummer.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

WTF BOOOOOM

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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