What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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