- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

you will die someday

your face.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Religion

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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