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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Giving birth to the antichrist

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

I don't get it

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops