My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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