What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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womens rights!

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Black people are clen.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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