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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What is brown and sticky?

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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