What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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