- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Can I touch it?

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Women's rights.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

balls in ya mouf

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Poopsack Jones

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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