Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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like facebook.com/john maon

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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knock knock Come in.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Got milk? No.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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