i wish i was a tree !

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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austins gay lolololol

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What is brown and sticky?

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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