Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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