- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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