My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Gadaffi

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stuff and dogs {()}

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I am really good at math debating

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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