- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Women's rights.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

balls in ya mouf

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Poopsack Jones

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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