Working hard or hardly working????

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What flys? A fly

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Thumbs this up

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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knock knock Come in.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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