- Anti Joke

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What's white and sticky? Glue

shut up

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.