- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are funny.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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