A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

AVI IS A FAG

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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