- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Obama.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Womens Rights.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

I came.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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