Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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SPAMS!!!

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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barack osama

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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i hate you.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Haha pizza

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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