- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Black people are clen.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

whats gay ? you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Penis in a box.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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