Jake Bowar

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why did the bunny eat his food

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

American healthcare.

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