Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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memes

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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