What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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womens rights!

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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