Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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I love Ciara!

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GAY PEOPLE

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Women

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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cms.......?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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