Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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My butt!!!!

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French people

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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