a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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BUTTERFARTING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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