- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Jokes are funny.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

boobs

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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