Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Communism

A Muslim blows up a bar

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Penis jokes.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A guy is playing cod

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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