- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

French people

knock knock Come in.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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