What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A man walks into a bar.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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