what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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