Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Can I touch it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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