What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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My butt!!!!

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French people

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Water, please.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Canada's army

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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