There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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GAY PEOPLE

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Women

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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