Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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whats better than shoes feet

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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