What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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