A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Chuck Norris

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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