What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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