'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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BUTTERFARTING

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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GAY PEOPLE

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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