two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's your mother, open the door.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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I came.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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