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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a bar.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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