- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A seal walks into a club.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

ollie is a fag so are you

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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