Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Obama.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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I don't get it

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Penis jokes.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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