- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Which one is hardest?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Jokes are funny.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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