- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Working hard or hardly working????

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

A man walks into a bar.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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