A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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cms.......?????

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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womens rights!

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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