Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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