- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's your mother, open the door.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

I came.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

I am really good at math debating

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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