What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Hey Caleb.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Penis jokes.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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