Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Women Drivers.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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