The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Dear John,

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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BUTTERFARTING

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69

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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World Of Warcraft

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Got milk? No.

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