- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Time flies like a banana.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

I came.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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