- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Which one is hardest?

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Jokes are funny.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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