- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A man. That is all.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Your mum is dead

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

balls in ya mouf

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

An asian walks out of math class

Penis jokes.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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