What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

you will die someday

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

like facebook.com/john maon

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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