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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Boobs are nasty!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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