What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A man walks into a bar.

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Can I touch it?

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

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