Wanna hear a joke? No.

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potatoes

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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