what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Thumbs this up

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

knock knock Come in.

NEVER

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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