What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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your life

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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memes

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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