What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Poopsack Jones

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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