Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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come along children

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Anti Joke

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