Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

memes

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Anti Joke

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