What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Black people are clen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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