People Eating Tasty Animals

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What flys? A fly

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Thumbs this up

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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My mom's dead

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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