what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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noodles

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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I can't think of a joke!

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Penis

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Akshaytiger World

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What flys? A fly

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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