- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What did you say? I don't know.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

womens rights!

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.