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Why did the asian die? he was driving

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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