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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

i heart wiener

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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