- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Don't rape me!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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