- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

An asian walks out of math class

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

obama is a good president

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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