Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Fuck her

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Can I touch it?

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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