A van drives into a car.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What flys? A fly

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

. Deez nuts Ok

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

No

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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