What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Hey

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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