Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

obama is a good president

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

noodles

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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