why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

a black guy leaves prison

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

whats gay ? you

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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