What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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World Of Warcraft

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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