What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Patrick is gay

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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