Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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dead babies

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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