Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

whats gay ? you

do you know what's so funny? yup

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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