Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Time flies like a banana.

sweaty black guy

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Google Doodles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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