- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Go away.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

I LIKE TURLES.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Don't rape me!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

WNBA

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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