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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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