Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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