Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Chuck Norris

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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