sweaty black guy

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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balls in ya mouf

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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96

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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American Idol

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Hey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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