Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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