- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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