Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Working hard or hardly working????

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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