- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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