- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Canada's army

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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