What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

baby seal walks into a bar

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

i wish i was a tree !

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

austins gay lolololol

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

A man walks into a bar.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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