Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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