Time flies like a banana.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

sweaty black guy

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

balls in ya mouf

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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American Idol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Women's rights.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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