Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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