- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Miscarriages.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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