What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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I love Ciara!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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hi

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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