"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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