what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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