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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Working hard or hardly working????

milly, milly, milly, cat

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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