Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Dozer has a soul

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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