How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Penis jokes.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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