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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Women

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

come along children

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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