What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

a black guy leaves prison

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

World peace

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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