name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Jews for Jesus

I came.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Miscarriages.

American Idol

obama is a good president

The glass is half an hour.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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