- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What is brown and sticky?

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What flys? A fly

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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