A horse walks into a glue factory..

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Someone told me about this website.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Time flies like a banana.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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balls in ya mouf

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Windows Vista

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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