Do you know that car over there? No.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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knock knock your gay

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats gay ? you

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Can I touch it?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Knock knock Come in!

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Your Mom

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Anti Joke

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