- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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