Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Black people are clen.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Mitt Romney for president.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Knock knock Come in!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Time flies like a banana.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Women's rights.

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