what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

balls in ya mouf

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

I came.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Jews for Jesus

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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