Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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