- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Time flies like a banana.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Why did the bunny eat his food

Avery has crabs.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Windows Vista

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Dozer has a soul

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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