"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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