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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Women

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Adam Sandler.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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