A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

thumb_up thumb_down +31

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

memes

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Do you know that car over there? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops