- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Do you know that car over there? No.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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