- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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