A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Where's my tractor?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A joke

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Stephen Walking.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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