What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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shut up

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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