- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Do you know that car over there? No.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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