Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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boobs

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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dead babies

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Anti Joke

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