What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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A van drives into a car.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Get in the van

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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