- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

two fish are in a tank.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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