Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Knock knock Come in!

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shut up

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Don't rape me!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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