yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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whats gay ? you

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Penis in a box.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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World peace

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A homeless person dies.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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