- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Penis in a box.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

a black guy leaves prison

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