a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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A seal walks into a club.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Chuck Norris

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want to go home? yea

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