Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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memes

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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