What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

thumb_up thumb_down -45

but there is a road to the super market

thumb_up thumb_down -47

World Of Warcraft

thumb_up thumb_down -49

"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

thumb_up thumb_down -113

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

thumb_up thumb_down -125

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

I love Ciara!

thumb_up thumb_down +54

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

thumb_up thumb_down +46

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +46

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +42

hi

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops