- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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