A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Black people are clen.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Penis in a box.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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