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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Google Doodles

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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