what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Akshaytiger World

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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