Freddie Mercurys teeth

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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