- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Tacos

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

guess what? chicken butt.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's white and sticky? Glue

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