Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

a black guy leaves prison

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

World peace

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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