Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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A black goes to college

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Kittens.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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