why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Don't rape me!

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Black people

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Hey

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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baby seal walks into a bar

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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