How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Penis in a box.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Don't rape me!

Women's rights.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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