Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Penis in a box.

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Women's Rights

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My mom just died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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