knock knock Come in.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Get in the van

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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