- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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