- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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