- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What lives underground? Grandpa

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

I LIKE TURLES.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Knock knock Come in!

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Time flies like a banana.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the bunny eat his food

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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