Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Haha

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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noodles

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Anti Joke

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