-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

The glass is half an hour.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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