What is brown and sticky?

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Religion

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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knock knock Come in.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Anti Joke

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