Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Working hard or hardly working????

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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