What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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