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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Icecream

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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No.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is brown and sticky?

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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