*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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obama is a good president

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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noodles

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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