What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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KEVIN HART

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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