Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Can I touch it?

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Don't rape me!

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Like this joke

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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