Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

sweaty black guy

balls in ya mouf

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Women's rights.

American Idol

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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