- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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