A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why did the bunny eat his food

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

corey is a nipplepotomus

American healthcare.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...