Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

obama is a good president

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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