- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

There is a car full of black people.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Women

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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