- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

look left now look right. washing machine

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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