You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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shut up

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Avery has crabs.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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