A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Wanna hear a joke? No.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What did you say? I don't know.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

the chicken whent boomand then died

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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