A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Black people are clen.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Mitt Romney for president.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Knock knock Come in!

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Women's rights.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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