- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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