What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

25

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

dead babies

look left now look right. washing machine

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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