- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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