"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Your mum is dead

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

balls in ya mouf

Penis jokes.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

An asian walks out of math class

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Miscarriages.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

baby seal walks into a bar

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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i wish i was a tree !

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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