Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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no u

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Fuck her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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