- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

jewish people like other jewish people.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Mitt Romney for president.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Penis in a box.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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