- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

i heart wiener

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

knock knock Come in.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Get in the van

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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