- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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