- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Fuck her

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I LIKE TURLES.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Knock knock Come in!

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Time flies like a banana.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What's white and sticky? Glue

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