Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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SPAMS!!!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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9/11

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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