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Water, please.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A black goes to college

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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