Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Poopsack Jones

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Windows Vista

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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96

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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