Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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noodles

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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i heart wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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