ollie is a fag so are you

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Y2K

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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