How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

. Deez nuts Ok

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A van drives into a car.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Bumsniffer

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

The WNBA

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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