Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

two fish are in a tank.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

So a baby seal walks into a club

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What is brown and sticky?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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