Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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American Idol

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What flys? A fly

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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