What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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your life

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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memes

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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