what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Y2K

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Akshaytiger World

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Get in the van

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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