2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Black people are clen.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Knock knock Come in!

I LIKE TURLES.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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