Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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WNBA

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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KEVIN HART

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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