- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

do you know what's so funny? yup

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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