Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Fuck her

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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