- Anti Joke

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

People Eating Tasty Animals

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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