What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Adam Sandler.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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