Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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whats gay ? you

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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