jewish people like other jewish people.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Penis jokes.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Anti Joke

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