- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Black people are clen.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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