Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

People Eating Tasty Animals

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tim rafter died no one cared

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

A van drives into a car.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

who farted? umm........that guy.

Religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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