Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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austins gay lolololol

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Religion

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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knock knock Come in.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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