Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

whats gay ? you

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

do you know what's so funny? yup

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Penis in a box.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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