- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Vagina ass.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Where's my tractor?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

your mother is so lesbian

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

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