What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Miscarriages.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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