A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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a little girl gets raped

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Knock knock Come in!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Don't rape me!

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shut up

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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