Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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come along children

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Women's rights

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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