How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Jews for Jesus

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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