What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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American Idol

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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