two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Hey

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

No.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

noodles

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Anti Joke

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