what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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My butt!!!!

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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i heart wiener

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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