Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Y2K

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Working hard or hardly working????

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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