Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Jews for Jesus

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

corey is a nipplepotomus

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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