How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What flys? A fly

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

25

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

if it's friday, it must be China

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...