What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

A man walks into a bar.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

who farted? umm........that guy.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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