why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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