Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Chuck Norris.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Ha

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Jake Bowar

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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