- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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