What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

obama is a good president

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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