Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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