Poopsack Jones

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Gadaffi

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