What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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