A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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knock knock your gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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