an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Miscarriages.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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American Idol

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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i wish i was a tree !

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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austins gay lolololol

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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