how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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dead babies

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Women's rights

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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WNBA

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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