What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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memes

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Can I touch it?

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A man. That is all.

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shut up

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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cot!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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