Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Penis in a box.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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