What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

do you know what's so funny? yup

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

How Long is a Chinese man.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What lives underground? Grandpa

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Penis in a box.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Don't rape me!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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