- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Ben Colbert is gay

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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