Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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