Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Icecream

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

No.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Working hard or hardly working????

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

So a baby seal walks into a club

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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