How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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noodles

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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