What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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obama is a good president

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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