sweaty black guy

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Women's rights.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

balls in ya mouf

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

96

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Women's rights.

American Idol

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Hey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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