I LIKE TURLES.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Don't rape me!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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balls in ya mouf

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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I came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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