- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What did you say? I don't know.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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