What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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